Diamond Lil

2/14/12

2012-02-16T08:01:00.001-05:00

..and the reception will be out at the snack machine.

2/13/12

2012-02-15T08:04:00.003-05:00

Gird your loins...here it comes.

2/12/12

2012-02-14T09:45:00.002-05:00

So close. So very close.

2/11/12

2012-02-13T07:46:00.002-05:00

Apologies to Edvard Munch.

2/10/12

2012-02-12T10:34:00.001-05:00

Some things are better left unknown.

2/9/12

2012-02-11T13:35:00.001-05:00

There's something you don't see every day.

2/8/12

2012-02-10T07:58:00.003-05:00

It's Lil's world. We just live in it.

2/7/12

2012-02-09T07:57:00.002-05:00

Peek-a-boo.

2/6/12

2012-02-08T09:07:00.003-05:00

Oh, how she loves the kids.

2/5/12

2012-02-07T09:37:00.003-05:00

Who needs cable?

2/4/12

2012-02-06T08:01:00.001-05:00

"The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful".

2/3/12

2012-02-05T11:17:00.001-05:00

2/2/12

2012-02-04T10:15:00.002-05:00

Burn, Baby, Burn...Disco Inferno.

2/1/12

2012-02-02T22:33:00.001-05:00

How did we ever survive as a species?

1/31/12

2012-02-02T09:31:00.001-05:00

It did turn her finger green, though.

1/30/12

2012-02-01T07:50:00.002-05:00

Happy Meal: Introduced in June of 1979. During the dark ages.

1/29/12

2012-01-31T10:27:00.001-05:00

Fastest dabber in Turkey Knuckle, Indiana.

1/28/12

2012-01-30T09:46:00.002-05:00

High living, indeed.

1/27/12

2012-01-29T10:37:00.001-05:00

Ladies and gentlemen....Barnes and Noble.

1/26/12

2012-01-28T10:21:00.003-05:00

Better start bailing.

1/25/12

2012-01-27T09:18:00.001-05:00

Sorry ladies, he's taken.

1/24/11

2012-01-26T07:58:00.002-05:00

...and make that a summer rental.

1/23/12

2012-01-25T09:18:00.003-05:00

Priorities, priorities.

1/22/12

2012-01-24T08:40:00.001-05:00

The woman clearly has issues.

1/21/12

2012-01-23T09:38:00.002-05:00

Safety first.

1/20/12

2012-01-22T09:19:00.000-05:00

There's a bad "walks into a bar" joke here just waiting to be born.

1/19/12

2012-01-21T09:32:00.002-05:00

Or he might be able to wing it.

1/18/12

2012-01-20T09:24:00.001-05:00

I think he is.

1/17/12

2012-01-19T08:45:00.001-05:00

A glue gun and some glitter might help.

1/16/12

2012-01-18T09:45:00.001-05:00

How much is that birdie on the window?

1/15/12

2012-01-17T09:03:00.001-05:00

P.D.A.: Personal Data Assistant, or Public Display of Affection. Or both.

1/14/12

2012-01-16T09:22:00.003-05:00

I'd pay a dollar to hear that.

1/13/12

2012-01-15T09:29:00.001-05:00

All kneel before the queen.

1/12/12

2012-01-14T09:44:00.002-05:00

She's got them numbered, so don't try anything funny.

1/11/12

2012-01-13T07:57:00.001-05:00

Lil of the Wild.

1/10/12

2012-01-12T07:52:00.002-05:00

...make that BEST friends.

1/9/12

2012-01-11T08:45:00.001-05:00

My fridge sings whale songs.

1/8/12

2012-01-10T09:56:00.001-05:00

They didn't call him that for nothing.

1/7/12

2012-01-09T07:52:00.002-05:00

Ask, and ye shall receive.

1/6/12

2012-01-08T08:51:00.002-05:00

SMART boy.

1/5/12

2012-01-07T10:11:00.001-05:00

Broke it without even trying.

1/4/12

2012-01-06T10:02:00.003-05:00

Ladies and gentlemen...Barnes and Noble.

1/3/12

2012-01-05T07:56:00.003-05:00

...and the dawn breaks.

1/2/12

2012-01-04T09:54:00.002-05:00

Don't call her "granny".

1/1/12

2012-01-03T07:49:00.002-05:00

Happy (belated) New Year!

12/31/11

2012-01-02T10:01:00.001-05:00

Major "ow" factor.

12/30/11

2012-01-01T09:19:00.000-05:00

Duck and cover!

12/29/11

2011-12-31T10:07:00.003-05:00

It's not bragging if it's true.

12/28/11

2011-12-30T10:34:00.001-05:00

Whoopsie.

12/27/11

2011-12-29T09:12:00.000-05:00

ow ow ow owowowowow.

12/26/11

2011-12-28T10:29:00.001-05:00

When he's good, he's good. When he's bad, he's VERY good.

12/25/11

2011-12-27T10:17:00.001-05:00

No returns or exchanges on this one.

12/24/11

2011-12-26T10:41:00.001-05:00

The intensity of kids on Christmas eve day must be seen to be believed.

12/23/11

2011-12-26T10:40:00.001-05:00

Classy joint.

Merry....well, you know.

2011-12-24T10:43:00.002-05:00

12/22/11

2011-12-24T10:23:00.002-05:00

I'd say he passes inspection.

12/21/11

2011-12-23T13:31:00.002-05:00

Her quarter, her play.

12/20/11

2011-12-22T10:57:00.001-05:00

...living dolls.

12/19/11

2011-12-21T10:51:00.004-05:00

That's one way to get rid of the dead wood.

12/18/11

2011-12-20T09:52:00.001-05:00

Say it with neoprene.

12/17/11

2011-12-19T09:33:00.002-05:00

He asked for it.

12/16/11

2011-12-18T08:36:00.000-05:00

...pal?....pal?

12/15/11

2011-12-17T11:11:00.002-05:00

Poor armed, violent criminal. He has no idea what he's up against.

12/14/11

2011-12-16T09:15:00.002-05:00

Tic-Tacs and particle masks, aisle nine.

12/13/11

2011-12-15T09:53:00.002-05:00

She's a lock for Employee of the Month.

12/12/11

2011-12-14T09:48:00.003-05:00

Tiddy-boom.

12/11/11

2011-12-13T09:50:00.004-05:00

Decked her with a face card.

12/10/11

2011-12-12T09:42:00.002-05:00

Don't call her "granny".

12/9/11

2011-12-11T10:14:00.002-05:00

She's psychic.

12/8/11

2011-12-10T08:37:00.000-05:00

She was born to do this.

12/7/11

2011-12-09T09:20:00.001-05:00

Welcome to Y'all Mart: Shopping and a floor show.

12/6/11

2011-12-08T09:27:00.001-05:00

You're never fully dressed without a smile.

12/5/11

2011-12-07T09:32:00.001-05:00

Nice save.

12/4/11

2011-12-06T07:55:00.002-05:00

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

12/3/11

2011-12-05T07:57:00.004-05:00

Herman oughta know better. But he doesn't.

12/2/11

2011-12-04T10:39:00.001-05:00

The ladies' man.

12/1/11

2011-12-03T11:33:00.000-05:00

You've gotta watch what you say around the Gangster of Love.

12/1/11

2011-12-03T11:27:00.001-05:00

Herman

11/30/11

2011-12-02T09:40:00.001-05:00

Let's talk flambé.

11/29/11

2011-12-01T07:58:00.001-05:00

Takes care of the crabgrass, too.

11/28/11

2011-11-30T09:32:00.000-05:00

Fine. Just so you rot.

11/27/11

2011-11-29T09:31:00.002-05:00

Have you dyed your eggs yet?

11/26/11

2011-11-28T07:59:00.002-05:00

Love's not only blind, it's also got no tastebuds.

11/25/11

2011-11-27T12:47:00.001-05:00

Pesky shade trees? No problem...

11/24/11

2011-11-26T08:53:00.000-05:00

Never argue with the carver.

11/23/11

2011-11-25T08:22:00.001-05:00

If it doesn't pass the fly test, just say no.

11/22/11

2011-11-24T09:29:00.002-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving!

11/21/11

2011-11-23T09:58:00.005-05:00

Pray for gravy. Lots of gravy.

11/20/11

2011-11-22T09:55:00.002-05:00

Complaints to the cook can be hazardous to your health.

11/19/11

2011-11-21T09:26:00.002-05:00

We're talkin' dry.

11/18/11

2011-11-20T10:45:00.000-05:00

Better living through chemistry.

11/17/11

2011-11-19T10:37:00.001-05:00

He said a mouthful.

11/16/11

2011-11-18T07:50:00.002-05:00

Real answer: meat thermometer. The one with the correct answer gets the wishbone.

11/15/11

2011-11-17T09:38:00.002-05:00

Post Turkey Stress Syndrome.

11/14/11

2011-11-16T09:42:00.001-05:00

Uh-oh. Lil's cooking again.

11/13/11

2011-11-15T10:03:00.002-05:00

...now make like a tree, and leaf.

11/12/11

2011-11-14T09:40:00.003-05:00

Treadmill, schmedmill...

11/11/11

2011-11-13T10:13:00.002-05:00

Empathy, Lil-style.

11/10/11

2011-11-12T11:14:00.002-05:00

...and going...and going...

11/9/11

2011-11-11T07:06:00.003-05:00

Larry can't seem to focus on the ficus.