Even bulldogs get the blues.

7/29/10

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7/28/10

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Naive kid with rake.

Lil's hired autumn yard slave. Has no idea what he's gotten himself into.

7/27/10

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7/26/10

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Hymie had peaches for lunch.

7/25/10

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Sal Sherote

Master mechanic. Can tune an engine by ear.

7/24/10

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7/23/10

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7/22/10

My father's name was Howard (everyone called him 'Howie'), and he did play the Lottery religiously. He passed away three years ago, and yes, we did this, and yes, I said that (and no, not in a eulogy) - you can't make this stuff up. And no, he didn't win that night.

This one's for you, dad.

Gnash

The neighborhood big dog.

7/21/10

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7/20/10

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Cocktail Waitress

Straight up, with a twist.

7/19/10

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Lemonade just goes right through Leonard.

7/18/10

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Nettie's just returned from her annual eye exam.

You might want to get the door for her.

7/17/10

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Fair Warning.

If you live on Lungfish Lane, you are being watched.

7/16/10

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7/15/10

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Lyle Fistula

Lyle is like a coiled spring, ready to strike at any moment.

7/14/10

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Parson Labor

Lil's garage mechanic, and caretaker of her '66 Bonneville.

7/13/10

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Lucius Gnarly

It appears Lucius has self administered a 'suspenders snuggy'.

7/12/10

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Somewhere off in the distance, a Ding Dong howled...

7/11/10

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Edith Underwire

Edith appears to have experienced a wardrobe malfunction.

7/10/10

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7/9/10

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Myron Doppler

Ginormous ears, and deaf as a post.

7/8/10

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Bernice

Bernice is in a bit of a pickle.

7/7/10

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Disturbing diet hallucination

Or, a three-legged leg.

7/6/10

Clara

Turkey Knuckle's reigning UV goddess. Often mistaken for an old saddle with legs.

7/5/10

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Portnoy

He's better than you.

7/4/10

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Richard

Richard embraces the sporting life.

7/3/10

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Brat

He'll get his.

7/2/10

Ain't no Dawg

...and as long as I'm abandoning any shred of good taste I may have once possessed, I might as well post this. Available as an air freshener in the 'artist series' at myairfreshener.com.

No foolin'.