10/29/11

Ba-dum-bum. Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

10/28/11

Major yuck factor.

10/27/11

The devil you say.

10/26/11

It's maaaagic.

10/25/11

That'll put hair on your chest.

10/24/11

Wanna neck?

10/23/11

...and he was texting on a smart phone, too.

10/22/11

What happens in the gorilla suit, stays in the gorilla suit.

10/21/11

That just might be a little TOO horrifying.

10/20/11

"Come as you are" should be scary enough.

10/19/11

Giddy up!

10/18/11

I don't think they make wigs that big.

10/17/11

Ooh la-la.

10/16/11

Then they went for coffee and pie.

10/15/11

Usually the head goes ON the mug.

10/14/11

If you're gonna dream, might as well dream big...

10/13/11

That pretty much just leaves the wolfish grin.

10/12/11

It could have been worse. It could have been the withering glare.

10/11/11

The ladies, they love a good grovel.

10/10/11

The ladies, they love the frosty mint.

10/9/11

Dang. She's good.

10/8/11

There's a special on them this week.

10/7/11

I don't think that's gonna fit in the crisper.

10/6/11

...a little TOO easy.

10/5/11

Beware neighbors bearing produce.

10/4/11

Now that's what you'd call your bumper crop.

10/3/11

The trunk, too.

10/2/11

"There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the furnace."

10/1/11

"Forget it. He's rolling."

9/30/11

You can't beat the basics.

9/29/11

That'll learn him.