11/28/11

Fine. Just so you rot.

11/27/11

Have you dyed your eggs yet?

11/26/11

Love's not only blind, it's also got no tastebuds.

11/25/11

Pesky shade trees? No problem...

11/24/11

Never argue with the carver.

11/23/11

If it doesn't pass the fly test, just say no.

11/22/11

Happy Thanksgiving!

11/21/11

Pray for gravy. Lots of gravy.

11/20/11

Complaints to the cook can be hazardous to your health.

11/19/11

We're talkin' dry.

11/18/11

Better living through chemistry.

11/17/11

He said a mouthful.

11/16/11

Real answer: meat thermometer. The one with the correct answer gets the wishbone.

11/15/11

Post Turkey Stress Syndrome.

11/14/11

Uh-oh. Lil's cooking again.

11/13/11

...now make like a tree, and leaf.

11/12/11

Treadmill, schmedmill...

11/11/11

Empathy, Lil-style.

11/10/11

...and going...and going...

11/9/11

Larry can't seem to focus on the ficus.

11/8/11

My grandfather liked to carry his teeth in his shirt pocket. Really.

11/7/11

Yeah, but they make you feel better.

11/6/11

Should've worn a tie.

11/5/11

The Grim Raker.

11/4/11

I think a trap would have been more humane.

11/3/11

This is me.

11/2/11

Now that's cold.

11/1/11

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Dragon, anyone?

10/31/11

Happy Halloween!

10/30/11

...and practice makes perfect.