12/29/11

It's not bragging if it's true.

12/28/11

Whoopsie.

12/27/11

ow ow ow owowowowow.

12/26/11

When he's good, he's good. When he's bad, he's VERY good.

12/25/11

No returns or exchanges on this one.

12/24/11

The intensity of kids on Christmas eve day must be seen to be believed.

12/23/11

Classy joint.

Merry....well, you know.

12/22/11

I'd say he passes inspection.

12/21/11

Her quarter, her play.

12/20/11

...living dolls.

12/19/11

That's one way to get rid of the dead wood.

12/18/11

Say it with neoprene.

12/17/11

He asked for it.

12/16/11

...pal?....pal?

12/15/11

Poor armed, violent criminal. He has no idea what he's up against.

12/14/11

Tic-Tacs and particle masks, aisle nine.

12/13/11

She's a lock for Employee of the Month.

12/12/11

Tiddy-boom.

12/11/11

Decked her with a face card.

12/10/11

Don't call her "granny".

12/9/11

She's psychic.

12/8/11

She was born to do this.

12/7/11

Welcome to Y'all Mart: Shopping and a floor show.

12/6/11

You're never fully dressed without a smile.

12/5/11

Nice save.

12/4/11

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

12/3/11

Herman oughta know better. But he doesn't.

12/2/11

The ladies' man.

12/1/11

You've gotta watch what you say around the Gangster of Love.

12/1/11

Herman

11/30/11

Let's talk flambé.

11/29/11

Takes care of the crabgrass, too.