Saturday, December 31, 2011
12/29/11
It's not bragging if it's true.
Friday, December 30, 2011
12/28/11
Whoopsie.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
12/27/11
ow ow ow owowowowow.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
12/26/11
When he's good, he's good. When he's bad, he's VERY good.
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
12/25/11
No returns or exchanges on this one.
Monday, December 26, 2011
12/24/11
The intensity of kids on Christmas eve day must be seen to be believed.
12/23/11
Classy joint.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Merry....well, you know.
12/22/11
I'd say he passes inspection.
Friday, December 23, 2011
12/21/11
Her quarter, her play.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
12/20/11
...living dolls.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
12/19/11
That's one way to get rid of the dead wood.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
12/18/11
Say it with neoprene.
Monday, December 19, 2011
12/17/11
He asked for it.
Sunday, December 18, 2011
12/16/11
...pal?....pal?
Saturday, December 17, 2011
12/15/11
Poor armed, violent criminal. He has no idea what he's up against.
Friday, December 16, 2011
12/14/11
Tic-Tacs and particle masks, aisle nine.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
12/13/11
She's a lock for Employee of the Month.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
12/12/11
Tiddy-boom.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
12/11/11
Decked her with a face card.
Monday, December 12, 2011
12/10/11
Don't call her "granny".
Sunday, December 11, 2011
12/9/11
She's psychic.
Saturday, December 10, 2011
12/8/11
She was born to do this.
Friday, December 9, 2011
12/7/11
Welcome to Y'all Mart: Shopping and a floor show.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
12/6/11
You're never fully dressed without a smile.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
12/5/11
Nice save.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
12/4/11
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
Monday, December 5, 2011
12/3/11
Herman oughta know better. But he doesn't.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
12/2/11
The ladies' man.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
12/1/11
You've gotta watch what you say around the Gangster of Love.
12/1/11
Herman
Friday, December 2, 2011
11/30/11
Let's talk flambé.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
11/29/11
Takes care of the crabgrass, too.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
11/28/11
Fine. Just so you rot.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
11/27/11
Have you dyed your eggs yet?
Monday, November 28, 2011
11/26/11
Love's not only blind, it's also got no tastebuds.
Sunday, November 27, 2011
11/25/11
Pesky shade trees? No problem...
Saturday, November 26, 2011
11/24/11
Never argue with the carver.
Friday, November 25, 2011
11/23/11
If it doesn't pass the fly test, just say no.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
11/22/11
Happy Thanksgiving!
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
11/21/11
Pray for gravy. Lots of gravy.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
11/20/11
Complaints to the cook can be hazardous to your health.
Monday, November 21, 2011
11/19/11
We're talkin' dry.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
11/18/11
Better living through chemistry.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
11/17/11
He said a mouthful.
Friday, November 18, 2011
11/16/11
Real answer: meat thermometer. The one with the correct answer gets the wishbone.
Thursday, November 17, 2011
11/15/11
Post Turkey Stress Syndrome.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
11/14/11
Uh-oh. Lil's cooking again.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
11/13/11
...now make like a tree, and leaf.
Monday, November 14, 2011
11/12/11
Treadmill, schmedmill...
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