9/28/12

It's an epidemic.

9/27/12

That poor man.

9/26/12

...say what?

9/25/12

Male Selective Hearing Loss:  Won't you please help?

9/24/12

...can you hear me now?

9/23/12

Fall's here.

9/22/12

...and the switchboard lights up.

9/21/12

Read em' and weep.

9/20/12

I'd pay a dollar to see that.

9/19/12

Fun with semantics.

9/18/12

...answers to the name "Chopper".

9/17/12

Big news in Turkey Knuckle.

9/16/12

Bless her heart.

9/15/12

Lil is the last word in epitaphs...

9/14/12

Good idea.

9/13/12

The woman knows how to carry a grudge.

9/12/12

That'd be some trick.

9/11/12

That's our girl.

9/10/12

Peek-a-boo.

9/9/12

Dinner and a show.

9/8/12

Nothing worse than a feral teacher.

9/7/12

Everywhere, except where it oughta be.

9/6/12

It's a gift.

9/5/12

I got your silver lining, right here.

9/4/12

Howard's hot.

9/3/12

Punched right in the old ballot.

9/2/12

Stupid rides again.

9/1/12

It's only money.  Lots and lots of it.

8/31/12

It's Lil's world.  We just live here.

8/30/12

Is the ten second rule in effect?