Hello, 2013.

Happy new year!

12/29/12

Well put.

 

12/28/12

Word of mouth is lousy in the death biz.

12/27/12

Death does all right for itself.

 

12/26/12

Death drops by for coffee.

It's begun.

Winter never listens.

12/25/12

Who says it's not a game?

 

12/24/12

Howard's a few snowflakes shy of a drift.

12/23/12

Merry Christmas.

12/22/12

Some scars never heal.

12/21/12

Santa's got a million of 'em.

12/20/12

Standard "Y'all Mart" attire.

12/19/12

He's a giving God.

12/18/12

I wouldn't invite him, though.

12/17/12

Lil the greeter:  Sees all, knows all.

12/16/12

I think Herman's due for a new monitor.

12/15/12

...For the discriminating palate.

12/14/12

There's a lovely image.

12/13/12

Howard's a few palm trees short of a grove.

12/12/12

That's a bad reflection on her.

12/11/12

Bah-dum-bum.

12/10/12

Smart boy.

12/9/12

Question answered.

12/8/12

Right on the old canoodle.

12/7/12

Howard's here to help.

Behavior status:

Hey, she'll take it any way she can get it.

12/6/12

Is that as bad as it sounds?

12/5/12

The drinks are on Herman.

12/4/12

Are those choppers I see flying overhead?

12/3/12

Say once, think twice.

12/2/12

I got your 'holiday spirits' right here.

12/1/12

Meet the woman who has everything.

11/30/12

Feel old yet?

11/29/12

Picky, picky, picky.

11/28/12

Howard's a few olives shy of a Greek salad.

11/27/12

...with a 400 horsepower gum massager.

11/26/12

You go, girl.

11/25/12

...who's Stupid NOW?

11/24/12

Lil puts the "urk" in turkey.

11/23/12

Been there.  Ate that.

11/22/12

Wisecracks to the cook can be hazardous to your health.

11/21/12

Pass the ipecac.

11/20/12

Happy Thanksgiving, from Lil & company!

11/19/12

Howard's the man with the plan.

11/18/12

Elvin's thankful.

 

11/17/12

Now for a little deathless prose.

11/16/12

They're dropping like flies in Turkey Knuckle, Indiana.

11/15/12

...hello, sailor!

 

11/14/12

...and now that he's dead, he can stiff everyone.

Lil:

...Gangnam style.