12/29/17

Give that woman a cracker.

12/28/17

It's a mystery.

12/27/17

Well, that dampened the mood.

12/26/17

Holy Pete!

12/25/17

They were made for each other.

12/24/17

Merry Christmas everyone.

12/23/17

Fear not, Santa's fine.

12/22/17

Yeah, that one bites.

12/21/17

Plowed right into her.

12/20/17

Pot-TAY-to, po-TAH-to.

12/19/17

...both holiday classics.

12/18/17

Holiday earworm time.

12/17/17

Buries the needle on the ugly meter.

12/16/17

There goes the neighborhood.

12/15/17

We're talkin' ugly.

12/14/17

That's understandable.

12/13/17

Arnie's high.

12/12/17

Oh, that Arnie.

12/11/17

We itch you a merry Christmas.

12/10/17

We always knew they were good for something.

12/9/17

I'd buy that.

12/8/17

Try hugging those.

12/7/17

Fun for the whole family!

12/6/17

Fashion truss sold separately.

12/5/17

That'll happen. 

12/4/17

Comes with it's very own adjustable rate!

12/3/17

No, no... this was written LONG before recent events.

12/2/17

Tradition. 

12/1/17

It's a bromance.

11/30/17

There ya go.

11/29/17

He should probably open it early.

11/28/17

What a man.

11/27/17

Such a practical gift.

11/26/17

Merry Cowabunga.

11/25/17

Ooh, what a burn.

11/24/17

Mystery solved.

11/23/17

Mr. Glass Half Full.

11/22/17

Now that's a trim.

11/21/17

Fowl play.

11/20/17

It's dark in there, too. 

11/19/17

What, no Bingo?

11/18/17

The eternal question.

11/17/17

Cheers!

11/16/17

What a pal.

11/15/17

Members only.

11/14/17

Mr. Optimistic.

11/13/17

Tom Turkey and his wingman, Trevor.

11/12/17

...and the judge's name was Neil.

11/11/17

That one yard in your neighborhood...

11/10/17

Probably safer that way.