12/29/17

Give that woman a cracker.

12/28/17

It's a mystery.

12/27/17

Well, that dampened the mood.

12/26/17

Holy Pete!

12/25/17

They were made for each other.

12/24/17

Merry Christmas everyone.

12/23/17

Fear not, Santa's fine.

12/22/17

Yeah, that one bites.

12/21/17

Plowed right into her.

12/20/17

Pot-TAY-to, po-TAH-to.

12/19/17

...both holiday classics.

12/18/17

Holiday earworm time.

12/17/17

Buries the needle on the ugly meter.

12/16/17

There goes the neighborhood.

12/15/17

We're talkin' ugly.

12/14/17

That's understandable.

12/13/17

Arnie's high.

12/12/17

Oh, that Arnie.

12/11/17

We itch you a merry Christmas.

12/10/17

We always knew they were good for something.

12/9/17

I'd buy that.

12/8/17

Try hugging those.

12/7/17

Fun for the whole family!

12/6/17

Fashion truss sold separately.

12/5/17

That'll happen. 

12/4/17

Comes with it's very own adjustable rate!

12/3/17

No, no... this was written LONG before recent events.

12/2/17

Tradition. 

12/1/17

It's a bromance.

11/30/17

There ya go.

11/29/17

He should probably open it early.