Sunday, December 31, 2017

12/29/17


Give that woman a cracker.

Saturday, December 30, 2017

12/28/17


It's a mystery.

Friday, December 29, 2017

12/27/17


Well, that dampened the mood.

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

12/25/17


They were made for each other.

Monday, December 25, 2017

12/24/17


Merry Christmas everyone.

12/23/17


Fear not, Santa's fine.

Sunday, December 24, 2017

12/22/17


Yeah, that one bites.

Saturday, December 23, 2017

12/21/17


Plowed right into her.

Friday, December 22, 2017

12/20/17


Pot-TAY-to, po-TAH-to.

Thursday, December 21, 2017

12/19/17


...both holiday classics.

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

12/18/17


Holiday earworm time.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

12/17/17


Buries the needle on the ugly meter.

Monday, December 18, 2017

12/16/17


There goes the neighborhood.

Sunday, December 17, 2017

12/15/17


We're talkin' ugly.

Saturday, December 16, 2017

12/14/17


That's understandable.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Thursday, December 14, 2017

12/12/17


Oh, that Arnie.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

12/11/17


We itch you a merry Christmas.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

12/10/18


We always knew they were good for something.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Sunday, December 10, 2017

12/8/17


Try hugging those.

Saturday, December 9, 2017

12/7/17


Fun for the whole family!

Friday, December 8, 2017

12/6/17


Fashion truss sold separately.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

12/5/17


That'll happen. 

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

12/4/17


Comes with it's very own adjustable rate!

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

12/3/17


No, no... this was written LONG before recent events.

Monday, December 4, 2017

Sunday, December 3, 2017

12/1/17


It's a bromance.

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Friday, December 1, 2017

11/29/17


He should probably open it early.

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

11/27/17


Such a practical gift.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

11/26/17


Merry Cowabunga.

Monday, November 27, 2017

11/25/17


Ooh, what a burn.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

11/24/17


Mystery solved.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

11/23/17


Mr. Glass Half Full.

Friday, November 24, 2017

11/22/17


Now that's a trim.

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

11/20/17


It's dark in there, too. 

11/19/17


What, no Bingo?

Monday, November 20, 2017

11/18/17


The eternal question.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Friday, November 17, 2017

Thursday, November 16, 2017

11/14/17


Mr. Optimistic.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

11/13/17


Tom Turkey and his wingman, Trevor.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

11/12/17


...and the judge's name was Neil.

Monday, November 13, 2017

11/11/17


That one yard in your neighborhood...

Sunday, November 12, 2017

11/10/17


Probably safer that way.